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Kate Hikes

Kate Hikes is a pattern recognition expert who works in data analysis.

She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.

The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.
Friend: Did you hear about Dave getting the ax?
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!
by Long Pale Dale December 27, 2023
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Urban Hikee

Someone who is overly dressed and prepared in hiking gear whilst walking around town centers. But never actually's goes hiking. The pikey's of hiking, Hikees.
Why walk around town dress like you are going to climb mount Everest but never go hiking,. thats why they are urban Urban Hikee's
by mrhappybond November 4, 2009
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Hike butt

When walking up a slight incline, the gluteus muscles stretch and contract more regularly and with more veracity. This action produces lactic acid in the gluteus which stiffens the tissues in that area. The stiff tissues prop the gluteus up and make it appear more prominent and more glorious.

This is colloquially referred to as hike butt.
Let’s take a walk, I want to get hike butt.
by Rali324 February 6, 2021
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fancy hike

A type of hike that is lie to cover up that a significant other is proposing at the end of the hike.
Why do I have to change into fancier clothes? We’re just going on a hike!
No, it’s a fancy hike, we need to look fancy!
by Bunch of Numbers July 5, 2023
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hiked up

B: you know I didn't sleep with that girl.

K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!
by Sexy white panther January 30, 2018
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10 mile hike

Gay slang for sucking a 10 inch dick from balls to the tip.
Damn I feel like going on a 10 mile hike tonight.
by Autoz July 15, 2019
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hike dick

Having sex with a foul smelling penis after a long hike
Ima give you this hike dick.
by tyrese hanson July 12, 2020
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