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herb monkey

1 - She smoking so much weed now
2 - I know she's such a herb monkey
by smiley_miley April 28, 2014
mugGet the herb monkeymug.

Juana Herb

Juana Herb

Definition of Juana Herb

Asking someone if they would like to smoke or eat the psychoactive dried resinous flower buds and leaves of the female hemp or cannabis plant (Cannabis sativa or C. indica) that contain high levels of THC and are smoked, vaped, or ingested (as in baked goods) especially for their intoxicating effect : Juana Herb

First Known Use of Juana Herb

When God created Adam and Adam seen Eve and a Marijuana Plant
Adam then asked Eve Juana Herb?

History and Etymology for Juana Herb

February 11th 9999(AD) When God Created earth and placed the first two people here, he was wanting for them to try his dank weed, so he gave them words to communicate so they would know when the others were ready to smoke up on his most delicious plant. Soon they were feeling great asking each other, Juana Herb? Eve even went so far as to cook and make drink with Gods most prized plant. Yet every time before cooking and making sure it was alright with Adam she would ask, Juana Herb?... and of course Adam being a true christian and Gods first loyal fan he would say each time, YES Please!

Asking Juana Herb is simply asking someone if they would like to smoke up...
Juana Herb up after work?
Juana Herb from a fat bowl?
Juana Herb in edible or wax?
Juana Herb in your dinner?
How Juana Herb tonight?
Juana Herb up before we netflix and chill?
by Herb Toker February 16, 2019
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Dank herbs

A Synonym for the "medical" substance Marijuana.
"Dude, I got the dank herbs, wanna smoke?"
by Nigerian minister November 12, 2017
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Conner Herb

Anything that bears this title is typically a fat whale, and they really could use some exercise.
Did you see that whale… such a Conner Herb
by Nigologies29 August 13, 2021
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sleepytime herb

that special herb that puts you to sleep at night.
i need to buy more sleepytime herb.

put the sleepytime herb into the sleepytime herb case.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
mugGet the sleepytime herbmug.

Herb of Life

Marijuana, you smoke the herb of life. It's the herb of life, cause it brings you to life and it's fucking fantastic.

Wake N' Bake my lovely stoners. "Smoke the herb of life". Alright, enough said.. I like to keep it short and simple so toke it up! P.s I'm blazed
MariJaneMarijuanaGanjaBuhdBuhdzzBuhdskiiezzDankKushGreenzHerb of lifeVitamin PDrojaDro
by MariJane Dro,(fuck u Jane Doe) October 25, 2010
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Herb-ivore

A person who consumes and enjoys large amounts of marijuana.
Dude, so i went to the marijuana expo the other day and i saw a Herb-ivore. Well actually there were alot of herb-ivores there including myself.
by Herb-ivore April 13, 2011
mugGet the Herb-ivoremug.

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