To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
Get the Hark the Haroldmug. To take worthless vehicles, and do crazy things to them, just for shits and giggles. Usually resulting in a brief internet viral uproar.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Haroldmug. Harold is such a hyped up, bubbly, funny, and athletic friend he is also so caring and funny to his friends he cares and protects his loved ones and he is such a valued friend.
by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022
Get the Haroldmug. The act of pretending to be a specific age and another gender to be with someone like, then, when you break up, to lie about your information, and say you are older, when you are infact younger.
by TOOLBEAT July 18, 2025
Get the Finnian Harold Andrewsmug. The person who belongs to Boo Bear
Person A: Did you see Harold's tweet?
Person B: Was it this one? 'everyone has a titanic moment for the first time'?
Person A: Yes, of course
Person B: Was it this one? 'everyone has a titanic moment for the first time'?
Person A: Yes, of course
by Lynxxh April 4, 2021
Get the Haroldmug. by Hoolimations June 12, 2018
Get the harold houlihanmug.