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British Handjob

When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.
Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob
by LOLSUX January 19, 2010
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Boost Handjob

A handjob, but with boost.
Adam: I received a boost handjob last night.
Pete: Sweet.
by dan444448 November 8, 2016
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fairy handjob

Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.
Derek: Sherri gave me the most baller fairy handjob last night.
by woofbro February 9, 2014
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Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.
by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014
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Friendship handjob

When you love your friend and want to show them how much you love them through physical connection.
by Emscarily January 9, 2019
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catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018
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elven handjob

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat
Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob
by rapydave May 5, 2015
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