Gambling Guardian

A person that introduces you to the casino and now you can't stop (because you're not a quitter).
Often someone who's quite into gambling themselves and helps you do it too.

"Shamus took me to the casino and taught me how to play huff n more puff on the slot machines, he's my Gambling Guardian"

by Foxish June 24, 2024

Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024

Guardian

An adult pedophile predator who grooms a minor for a future sexual relationship or trafficking.

Nate was trying to position himself as Stanley's guardian, so we reported him to the police.

by Top5Player July 24, 2021

Meme guardian

A meme guardian: a guardian designed to protect the universe, assigned with a partner.

They protect the avatar using the power of memes

There are 5 guardians. Smg0, smg1, smg2, smg3, and smg4.
(6 if you count Niles)

“I am a meme guardian. My name is smg4,

I’m the 5th meme guardian.

by Arand75 March 28, 2024

guardian

1- Person who has been appointed by a court or otherwise has the legal authority (and the corresponding duty) to make decisions relevant to the personal and property interests of another person who is deemed incompetent.
2- Person who raised and cared for another person (without kinship and without adoption).

My guardian is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.

Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test

by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019

Overseers guardian

A fucking op weapon in fallout 4 that does double damage and is bought from vault 81

Holy shit I just 1 shit a mirelurk king with the overseers guardian

by Sans from fallout 4 February 20, 2023