Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022

Meme guardian

A meme guardian: a guardian designed to protect the universe, assigned with a partner.

They protect the avatar using the power of memes

There are 5 guardians. Smg0, smg1, smg2, smg3, and smg4.
(6 if you count Niles)

“I am a meme guardian. My name is smg4,

I’m the 5th meme guardian.

by Arand75 March 28, 2024

Guardian Fangirl

A girl who will do anything to defend her favorite character.

Person #1: Why is she always so aggressive whenever someone trash talks *insert name*?
Person #2: She's his guardian fangirl.

by hidinginthecagewithluci April 10, 2020

green card guardian

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.

Well well well you're really a green card guardian!!

by Cuntyalishous January 8, 2024

Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.

The Guardian Security Systems is helpful.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

Guardian

An adult pedophile predator who grooms a minor for a future sexual relationship or trafficking.

Nate was trying to position himself as Stanley's guardian, so we reported him to the police.

by Top5Player July 24, 2021

Gambling Guardian

A person that introduces you to the casino and now you can't stop (because you're not a quitter).
Often someone who's quite into gambling themselves and helps you do it too.

"Shamus took me to the casino and taught me how to play huff n more puff on the slot machines, he's my Gambling Guardian"

by Foxish June 24, 2024