A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.
There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.
by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023
Get the Gooch grabbermug. The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.
Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.
by NoYouDidNOT September 25, 2010
Get the Groom grabbermug. Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
by coubatis May 27, 2018
Get the grocery grabbermug. When a person, typically a girl, has toes that are longer than her open toe shoes or sandals. The toes appear to be grabbing at the turf when she walks due to her shoes being too small or ill fitting.
Dude #1: "Hey bro, look at that girl she is smokin' hot!"
Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"
Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"
by Keppppp November 10, 2010
Get the Turf Grabbersmug. by mouman December 27, 2011
Get the sac grabbermug. A girls the proceeds to post thotful pictures and quotes but don’t receive the same energy In person
Jake “this girl always be talking freaky and shit but not tryna link”
Ron “that bitch is a Grabber bro”
Ron “that bitch is a Grabber bro”
by Blay wick August 19, 2022
Get the Grabbermug. The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.
John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
by 69withyourmum March 13, 2012
Get the Pork Grabbermug.