google

the 20th century fourtune teller, the god of the internet.
people usually turn to google for awnsers about everyday life. got a question? need an awnser? search google.

i wonder how you say popsicle in german, ill search google!

by rrrrrrrraaaahhhhhh February 1, 2010

Googling

What you do to yourself when you don't get laid in a while and you're left alone for an extended period of time.

"Dude I won't make it to your party I've been googling myself to much."
"But I thought you didn't have a computer?"
"I don't...what's that got to do with anything?"

by Anonymous-Reaper August 9, 2009

Typing Google Into Google

It doesnt break the internet or ends the world. All it does is give Tim Allan Herpes.

Me: I'm typing google into google, Tim Allen is gonna have herpes.

Tim Allen: Dangit...hrugh hrugh hrugh

by Hrugh May 30, 2009

google

When a male or female sticks his/her finger up someones anus and swirls it around.

Let's get freaky girl...
Should I google you?

by DizzySicko December 18, 2010

google

The term for a Grouping of Nerds. ie. Flock is to Seagulls as Google is to Nerds

A google of nerds just checked in to the Doctor Who convention dressed in full cos-play.

by mymarwit May 6, 2013

Google

See Skynet.

When Google's pieces of technology such as their Self-Driving cars go insane and turn against humanity, you can kiss our already filthy planet goodbye.

by Boeing777-300 August 25, 2016

Google

A search engine where when you look up, Inspector Gadget, you get porn.

12 year old going through puberty: Im so horny man, what the fuck should i do?

12 year olds dad: Google Care Bears, that's what I do.

by Secksy Jack January 10, 2011