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If we suspect you have a secret about us, or if you say anything against us, or if we just don't like you, or if we're just bored, we'll even go to the point of killing you and your family.
And that's how government works.
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Government Architect

The name give to someone who does not work in paid employment. They are considered lazy and unable to get a job. Usually referred to as 'Drawing the dole'.
Refer also "Government Artist".
by McSwifty January 11, 2009
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Governmentilate

The act of blaming the government for anything, like, the mysterious disappearance of an object or person, strange noises, or whatever you can blame something for.

(This started as a joke when my friends and I were camping in the woods, we would hear animals in the trees or something would disappear, we would say something like "The government took it. or, Don't worry about the noises, it's just the government.")
"How was the trip?"
"Jeremy decided to governmentilate when he started losing things."
by KazzyKing June 9, 2013
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Government camp

by Colorqueen May 5, 2016
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Government Shoes

Shoes made specially for people with odd shape feet usually suffering from cabbage foot syndrome or shaped like a wired vegetable often at 90 degree angles which can be great for football for getting mad curve and whipage.
Shane "Has your Government Shoes come yet Earl". Earl "No!! But the better come soon! How the hell can I shoplift dog nuts to feed to the hoes in the basement without fresh crepes!"
by Shanelovdahoop15 April 14, 2017
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Governmental nonsense

Nonsense as it pertains to governments or any sort of rule/policy makers/deciders.
I had to make an email address to add this definition, that’s governmental nonsense.
by Just another rando December 24, 2021
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media-government-cynicism-complex

The unwitting or intentional partnership between corporate media and the government that works to saturate and bombard the citizenry with bad news and terror. The goal is to elevate the willful ignorance and acceptance of bad policy, divisive tactics, dehumanization or marginalized members of society and financial regulations that favour the wealthy.
The world is a beautiful place full of good people. If you ignorantly and blissfully consume the "media-government-cynicism-complex" of course you will feel like the world is going to hell in a hand basket. You are missing out and wasting opportunity.
by fundybrewer September 28, 2017
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