gig bum

A condition that arises from a poor diet and lifestyle which, when passing a morning stool results in acidic stomach acid residue remaining in the butt crack after a good wiping. Combine this with the setup of a live event, where sometimes thousands of steps are taken moving around the venue and a high humidity level; results in an uncomfortable rash forming between the butt cheeks. Depending on the severity, the afflicted will tend to move around less as the day goes on, a shower is the only known remedy. Once treated the condition can still take over 12 hours to settle. Ointments may soothe over this period, but who wants to go there?

"I pulled a 20 hour shift on Friday."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."

by xxX-Philby-Xxx March 1, 2009

gig on the wig

1. To dance on ones hair folicules.

2. To have the hairs atop your head styled in a way that impresses people.

3. A hairdresser does a doosey on your hair style.

1. I did a gig on the wig last night.

2. Theresa's gig on the wig was hella tight.

3. Shaniqua's hurr wuz gig off da wig who does dat gurls hurrr?

by iamxjessicax December 12, 2008

Gig

An amazing dinosaur

You're such a gig

by Squashums May 14, 2019

Gig work

Short-term or freelance work, often facilitated by digital platforms or apps.

I've been doing gig work as a food delivery driver to make some extra money.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

GIG

GOD IS GOOD!

"Ayo bro, have you seen dogecoin? I'm up $34G's! I STG, GIG!"

"Yo u hurd ____s moms just died from cancer...."
"OH WORD!?! GIG"

"AYOOO das fucced up cuz...."

by &DREW May 6, 2021

Gig

a shorter, and cooler version of saying “giggle”

That kid falling on his face made me gig.

by shellsbellls November 25, 2022

Gig line

The straight line created by the seam of a button-up shirt, your belt buckle, and your fly.
This term was created by the military so soldiers would dress correctly and neatly.

Sergeant Cox: “ Private Williams, Drop and give me 30, you gig line is crooked.”

Private Williams: “SIR YES SIR!”

by Flaming dumpster June 13, 2024