Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.
"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"
by Canyousayfun July 24, 2018
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dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue
I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children
by aScruffy August 10, 2020
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Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.
I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}
by A_single_bean May 18, 2019
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adopted children

you
You are adopted children.
by Dadass July 07, 2017
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Moon Children

A cult established in the early 2000’s dedicated towards all the normal cult stuff. Sacrifices, prayers, putting the souls of a dead kid into a copy of Majora’s Mask, all that good stuff.
“So what’s up with that creepy-pasta Ben Drowned?

“Some kid sacrificed himself in a cult called the Moon Children and haunted a Game cartridge.
by Senketsu September 18, 2019
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Children meat

When you own a beef factory in Vietnam but then you realize there are no cows in Vietnam so you butcher your child laborers and make them into food.
This children meat tastes soooo good

Oh darn I don’t have cows, time for children meat substitution
by LittleBoneFaggot September 16, 2019
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Midnight Children

A book by Salman Rushdie, but also the definition of two sleep deficient kids who converse over the phone during the periods of 12am-3am for a variety of reasons.
Kid 1: Hey did you hear about those kids?
Kid 2: The ones that get like 4 hrs of sleep a night?
Kid 1: They look like they are midnight children...
Kid 2: Oh that explains it...
by Ms. U. Canadia May 21, 2011
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