saving myself for Morrissey

One who is celibate intentionally or unintentionally like the famous singer Morrissey who was famously celibate for much of his life.

Are you on the pull tonight? No I'm saving myself for Morrissey

by Steven Patrick Moore March 21, 2008

pimpin' myself out

to act as your own pimp to earn money for material possessions

I'm pimpin' myself out to buy an ice grill.
She is pimpin' herself out to buy crack.

by LizzieZulu October 29, 2006

gunna kill myself

My life

My life is shit so gunna kill myself

by Is my life worth living August 22, 2017

Kill myself music

Heavy screaming music that you cannot understand. Tends to be music that is uplifting or telling a story...but screaming it at you.

"Hey what are you doing right now?"
"Oh I'm just listening to some kill myself music, whats up?"

by LoginiFettucini July 14, 2022

shitting myself laughing

to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing

that was hilarious , i was shitting myself laughing

by urbandic77 August 16, 2014

turd fucking myself

To push a turd out and suck it back in repeatedly.

I was in the bathroom for an hour turd fucking myself

by The original big jim November 21, 2013

i hate myself

Thats not good. please get some help

person 1 i hate myself
Person 2 then kill yourself

by ilovedigbicks23234 May 02, 2022