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Florblegork

A florblegork is a person who is paid to listen to people spew bullshit.
Person A: Hey, did you hear about Person C's new job?

Person B: No, what is it?

Person A: He's got a job as a florblegork.

Person C, throwing their keys at the couch: You two won't believe how many idiots I met at work today.
by DrLotl May 3, 2025
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flabble

flabble is when you jump and you flap
im so flabble
by Triple_T 2026 January 23, 2026
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flobulence

flobulence is a type of fat, that being fat folds.
christian has MAJOR flobulence.
anthony b is flobulence-farming.
by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025
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flobbergated

adj. /FLOB-er-gay-tid/ - Feeling completely wiped out after talking out of your ass for way too long, especially while crashing from Adderall and realizing your brain and mouth have both hit their limit.
Bro, I’ve been rambling in this meeting for an hour and my Adderall’s wearing off. I am absolutely flobbergated.
by sector97grepresentative November 24, 2025
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Fick Fobbler

When something is unreal or not supposed to be like that.
WHAT THE FICK FOBBLER! Alex is a FAKE!
by RushingLights May 19, 2015
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