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flat clapping

i'm gunna go out for a good night of flat clapping
by calvey September 25, 2006
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Flat stack

The baddest boss you ever worked for
You see that deal he managed? That's why they call him flat stack
by Le Grande Queso November 28, 2016
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Going Flat

When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.
Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor

Woman: oh she’s just going flat
by Thisiskindacringy December 18, 2021
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Flat Fat

When someone has a flat stomach only made up of fat.
Person1: Dude look I have a sexy flat stomach

Person2: Naa dude, that's just flat fat
by Kurt Hendrix January 3, 2010
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Flat Earther

Did you know that the natural habitats of a "Flat Earther" are the YouTube comment sections of Flat Earth videos?
by ihaetschool December 19, 2020
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flat cock

Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.
Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.
by theboyhasnoname February 2, 2018
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prick flat

A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.
SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.

State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!

Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!
by Alaska trucker March 23, 2008
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