rain flake

When rain drops fall so softly in a flakelike manner, not to be confused with sleet or frozen rain.

Can you feel the rain flakes on your skin? I can hardly tell if it's actually raining.

by Cverb April 1, 2016

Social Climbing Fakers

Any person of humble social origins who aspires to be a member of a higher and / or more affluent social circle. In order to qualify as a 'social climber' this person must first and foremost be an utter liar and one who will stop at nothing to shamelessly promote themselves above their social standing and ABILITY. For example, they went to a Polytechnic which suddenly translates into Eton followed by Durham University. They bullshit to the Boss about how hard working they are at the expense of their truly industrious, focused subordinates. In other words they are capricious and will stop at nothing to fuck you over and get promoted. They think they've 'made it' to the higher echelons when they've acquired a low spec BMW or Audi Q5 (insert name and model of other expensive motor vehicle) even though they had to take out a high interest dodgy loan to 'buy' this 'bauble'. They gossip and slag everyone off; they call people 'tramps' and such like when they look like shit themselves. The social climber will typically try to associate with completely higher ranking people, thus living beyond their means and totally ignore those of a lesser rank than themselves (particularly at social functions). It's all smoke and mirrors, networking and consolidation loans. They are so self indulgent that they fail to realise that their act is paper thin and their betters laugh at how ridiculous they are.

Person A: I've secured myself an invite to the Colonel's Dining Out.
Person B: Really, I didn't know about that.
Person A: (Smug) Of course you didn't, you're on duty call out anyway and your wife has to baby sit for us.
Person B: What, again? Fuck off you social climbing fakers.

Man: But I can't even play golf, what the deuce? I don't even own golf clubs!!!
Ambitious Wife: Buy some on the credit card. The big boss plays golf and you need to network!!!
Man: Yes your Highness.

by TheManWhoDestroyedTheClique October 18, 2012

faker

An insult used by Sonic to Shadow in Sonic Adventure 2.

Sonic: I found you, faker!
Shadow: Faker? I think you’re the fake hedgehog around here! You’re comparing yourself to me... ha! You’re not even good enough to be my fake.

by SpeedStriker243 April 2, 2018

straight flamer

An effeminate straight male. A genuinely straight flamer isn't a gay man in denial, but rather, genderqueer and/or androgynous. He enjoys the company of gay men and women, and has probably had plenty of opportunities to be with men, but singularly desires women. He enjoys the duality and expansiveness of feeling both masculine and feminine, and likely feels like a lesbian in a man's body. Finding a woman who desires this kind of man, however, is the straight flamer's burden in life, but they do exist.

"My gaydar totally misread that guy. I would have sworn he was gay, but he's just a straight flamer." Sorry, hon.

by Mark Rollands January 11, 2009

Booty-flakes

Booty-flakes: Where the flakes come from the booty😂 smh. Dont eat the booty-flakes...

1st Nigga: MY NIGGA ATE THE BOOTY-FLAKES
2nd Nigga: THE BOOTY-FLAKES WAS DELICIOUS!
1st Nigga: LIL NIGGA THATS NASTY
2nd Nigga: BYE NIGGA😔

by Paigethenigga December 6, 2017

flager

means to lick bloody dildos out of a girls mouth

can i flager you

by 6969ilikeyouupyou April 24, 2009

flake

a person, friend, or lover that calls you, texts you, emails you, tells you, that they want to hangout and alas they just sit on their fatass and never meet you or get back to you on the reason of their absence. They are big fuckass' that will only cause you many hours of anger and frustration.

He sent me a text saying:
I am gonna see you tonight right? that is the plan?
me:
yeah, call me later and we will be together fer sure.

...................................
and later that night there is well, no meeting, no sex, and NO call.
leaving me to just say:
FUCK THAT FLAKE!!

by hissyhussy April 18, 2006