Straight edge fighting

sXe fight consists of one edge kid challanging someone to a fight for no fucking reason. Then getting 30 of there friends to jump that kid on his way to the fight with bully-rags and bats. After which they will go after each person that you know and do the same them

Smoker: hey, u got a smoke?
Edge kid: GO FUCK YOURSELF I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, C'MON BITCH FIGHT ME!!!!! YEAH THATS RIGHT EDGE BITCH... EEEEEDDDDGGGGGEEEEEE FFOOOORRRRRR LLLIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE
smoker: w.e i'm done with straight edge fighting

by SUCKMYBIC 420 November 21, 2010

I was fighting my demons

Means in another words I was taking a shit.

"Sorry for late response, I was fighting my demons 😈"

by Toxicteachings March 14, 2021

fighting crime

Sarcastic answer to any questions regarding ones whereabouts.
Similiar to the explanation "I'm a ninja" to any questions regarding one's abilities.

Why the FUCK are you so latet for my class?
I was out fighting crime.

by Ninja Crime Fighter October 20, 2004

chink fighting

Any martial arts deriving from Asia

Asian 1 " Just leave me alone!"

Group of rednecks " Not until you open your eyes like a normal person!"

Asian 1 "Please I don't want any trouble"

Rednecks "Well you got some" (Redneck Punches)\

(Asian blocks, and round kicks him, knocking him out cold)

Redneck 1 "Shit! Crazy bitch knows chink fighting!"

Redneck 2 " I'm going back to the pickup truck!"

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

fighting cancer

Masturbating.
From the idea that frequent fapping lessens the risk of prostate cancer in males.

"I was gonna go out last night, but decided to stay at home and fight cancer instead"

"Every time you fight cancer God kills a kitten. What's worse? Cancer or a dead kitten?"

by Kaleidoscope July 14, 2005

Fighting Demons

Another way of saying "doing algebra homework".

Person#1: Hey, what are you up to
Person#2: In my room, fighting demons

by Graa Graa Gramaaa May 4, 2022

gun fighting

2 guys comparing the size of their respective manhood.

Avril walked into the room unexpectedly and caught Chris and Richie half-naked, gun fighting.

by nickk_c November 26, 2010