Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

by jldeen February 2, 2018

Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.

Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook

by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018

finned

To be alone with a couple.
If there is more than one couple you are double finned

Noun: The Finn

I got finned by Mary and Tom today. It was so weird - they made out the whole time.

by laserkaktuss July 25, 2018

Fixted

Word used by YouTube channel Dirt Garage, simply means fix.

I fixted my drive shaft, my truck needs to be fixted.

by NeroFiction August 31, 2018

Fitted sheet

Condom

Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN

by Ltboston September 24, 2018

Fitted-shoes

Doltish and ignorant dummies.

"She issa fitted-shoes"
She rell ignorant.

by Unknown qween June 14, 2020

Fitted

Synonymous with the term Cap meaning to lie. Originating from Desus Nice and the Kid Mero, stars of the illustrious Bodega Boys Podcast. The term fitted stems from the popularity of Fitted New Era Caps. Not to be confused with SnapBack Cap.

You put up 50 on Melo at the rucker? That’s Fitted.

by EloquentIgnorance September 22, 2020