fecal illusion

When you shit and it feels like its a small tree sized mega log but it turns out to be rabbit turd sized mini balls

When your shit feels big and it really is small and visa versa.

Wow dude that fecal illusion was intense. Like it felt really just ginormous coming out but when i looked at it, like a good citizen, it was really small. Frickin trippy dude.

by the see-ma-wae January 22, 2010

fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies

I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough

by John from Pacifica,Ca October 24, 2011

Fecal Matter

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus

After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.

by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016

Fecal Face

A virus you contract from anal adventures; The result of too many rim jobs.

Julie, after munching a few butts, came down with fecal face.

by mmelebois August 30, 2011

fecal tornado

When you spray the toilet or entire bathroom with fecal spray.

After eating Taco Bell, I left a fecal tornado in the bathroom.

by fecal artist September 11, 2021

Fecal Extravaganza

A party or festival of epic proportions that usually ends in disbelief or embarrassment during the following day or days to come. See 'Shit Show'.

This party is going to be one hell of a Fecal Extravaganza!

by ///illertime August 29, 2011

Fecal Stimulation

The act of irritating the crap out of someone.

Damm, but Tracey is giving me some serious fecal stimulation.

by Willie Lube March 05, 2013