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Fecal fiesta

A complete disaster that is a little more PC than shit show.
That meeting quickly turned into a fecal fiesta when he stepped in.
by Tosandes January 5, 2020
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Fecal Stimulation

The act of irritating the crap out of someone.
Damm, but Tracey is giving me some serious fecal stimulation.
by Willie Lube March 5, 2013
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fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.
Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.
by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015
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fecal illusion

When you shit and it feels like its a small tree sized mega log but it turns out to be rabbit turd sized mini balls

When your shit feels big and it really is small and visa versa.
Wow dude that fecal illusion was intense. Like it felt really just ginormous coming out but when i looked at it, like a good citizen, it was really small. Frickin trippy dude.
by the see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
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Fecal Extravaganza

A party or festival of epic proportions that usually ends in disbelief or embarrassment during the following day or days to come. See 'Shit Show'.
This party is going to be one hell of a Fecal Extravaganza!
by ///illertime September 2, 2011
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fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies
I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough
by John from Pacifica,Ca October 23, 2011
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Fecal Blues

When you or someone is feeling off because you/they have to poop.
Tanner has the Fecal Blues today...
by JakeStar69 April 9, 2019
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