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fatal familial insomnia

A scary-ass incurable condition cause by none other than prions. Worst part it can spread to other people via contaminated surgical equipment.
move over cancer fatal familial insomnia is the new disease to be scared of.
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Fatal Familial Insomnia

An extreme, ultra-rare form of insomnia that is downright terrifying to even think of. First identified in the mid-18th century, fatal familial insomnia (FFI) is a progressive disease that makes it physically impossible for a person to sleep.

The symptoms of FFI can be divided into several "Stages" which are as follows:

Stage 1: Habitual sleepiness/drowsiness
Stage 2: Hallucinations

Stage 3: Memory loss/dementia

Stage 4: Coma, then death

Fatal familial insomnia is not curable, and there are no methods of slowing it down that medical experts are aware of. One might think that sleeping pills are a good idea, but that couldn't be farther from the truth; remember the main symptom is that you CANNOT SLEEP no matter what. Sleeping pills actually make it progress quicker. The disease generally kills in less than three years, and in some cases even less than a year. However, there have been anomalous cases where people have lived for five years or more with the disease.
Fatal Familial Insomnia is a terrifying disease. The initial symptoms before you start to (literally) lose your mind last just long enough for you to realize that it's happening, and the fact that it cannot be stopped once it starts REALLY ramps up the panic that ensues.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 6, 2022
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Fatal

Never gets a round in, never first to Bar!
Fatal, stop being a tight cunt and get to the bar!
by Unlikely listener March 3, 2021
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farm fatale

1) A badass hot woman that actually runs the show on the farm
2) A hot farm girl that uses her charm and looks to get what she wants
3)the opposite of a barn boss
The Farm Fatale told the Barn Boss she was getting a new horse.

When I asked who ran the farm they pointed to the good looking woman. Then I knew she was a farm Fatal.
by FarmerMark82 April 28, 2020
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fatal k

the smallest nugget of shit that floats in the toilet bowl. commonly seen in people with a low fiber diet
jacob: yo for some reason when i poop only Fatal Ks!
Doctor: Oh no! Listen to some good music and it should clear you right up
by nardy w October 11, 2022
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Political Fatalism

The belief that one political belief is fact, while simultaneously believing the opposing political party is stupid for believing that their opinion is fact.
Wow my Grandma is really into political fatalism... she doesn’t believe what anyone else says.
by Nixite117 June 7, 2020
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fatal stupidity

by Zero400 September 7, 2018
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