Facial Buffet

The term for describing the cheeky act of releasing your baby gravy, on an unsuspecting female, after the act of pork swording.

"She took the greatest facial buffet, I can tell you!"

by richard piper June 29, 2004

friendly facial

An amicable form of ejaculation, often a sign of friendship or affection, usually requested by a member of the female gender as a manner for escaping the loneliness of adolescence.

I wanted to be nice with her so I gathered a group of friends and gave her a friendly facial.

by Buttplug December 9, 2004

Isis facial

When you give your girl a facial. The you behead her.

After I found out my girl was cheating on me she received an Isis Facial.

by George bush Tha third October 10, 2014

Racial Facial

An event where a man ejaculates onto a womans face from a different race.

Dude I totally gave that black girl a racial facial.

by jimmy t boi January 25, 2009

Sneaky Facial

Quickly ejaculating on someones face in the dark and running away, not getting caught in the process.

Dude #1:So she was asleep in my living room and I was feeling horny so I did a sneaky facial all over her face and ran!
Dude #2:Nice!

by Ghaly February 23, 2012

shotgun facial

1: When one is shot in the face with a shotgun. Most commonly suicide.
2: bukkake

1: "He gave himself a shotgun facial." (In response to "How'd he die?")
2: Me an' some guys gave that bitch a shotgun facial yesterday.

by Sean KF October 9, 2007

Guacamole Facial

When a vegetarian proceeds to expell excrement from their sphincter onto their partners face. The resultant faeces acquires a particular green aesthetic, hence the strict non-meat diet.

In extreme cases, some have a particular fetish for herbivores rather than humans i.e A horse

"Tonight ... I'm all yours"
"Are you prepared to have a guacamole facial?"

by Rhymeonocerous April 22, 2017