Donald Trump wipes his ass with Trump brand toilet tissue and any asshole wiped with such toilet tissue will checkout fabulously.
by Everyones Shit Stinks November 14, 2011
Get the fabulouslymug. Two ladies sitting on a bench. The first one says: "My husband is so wonderful! For my birthday, he bought me the most beautiful car! It's solid gold! It gleams in the sun so brightly that it blinds everybody around, so I keep it in my garage."
The second one says: "Fabulous!"
The first one goes on: "And for our anniversary, he bought me a diamond ring that's so big I can hardly lift it! So I keep it in my jewelry box at home!"
And the second one says: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Mother's Day, he bought me a platinum tiara that sparkles so bright nobody can stand to look at it! So I keep it in a hatbox."
Again: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Christmas, he bought me a fur coat that's so warm and fluffy that I can hardly carry it, it's so heavy, so I keep it in my closet until it gets really cold!"
"Fabulous!"
"So, what did your husband get for you?"
"Well, my husband arranged for me to go to Charm School."
"Charm School? What's that?"
"That's where I learned to say 'Fabulous!' instead of BULLSHIT!"
The second one says: "Fabulous!"
The first one goes on: "And for our anniversary, he bought me a diamond ring that's so big I can hardly lift it! So I keep it in my jewelry box at home!"
And the second one says: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Mother's Day, he bought me a platinum tiara that sparkles so bright nobody can stand to look at it! So I keep it in a hatbox."
Again: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Christmas, he bought me a fur coat that's so warm and fluffy that I can hardly carry it, it's so heavy, so I keep it in my closet until it gets really cold!"
"Fabulous!"
"So, what did your husband get for you?"
"Well, my husband arranged for me to go to Charm School."
"Charm School? What's that?"
"That's where I learned to say 'Fabulous!' instead of BULLSHIT!"
by Nikolai Peterson August 14, 2019
Get the Fabulous!mug. When your soul sister is so awesome and over following with everything fun,good,and loving that anything she does or touches becomes FABULIZED!!
Lil Fabulso was so full of energy n ideas that she completely Fabulized her entire apartment top to bottom n said "Lets Get Fabulized"
by CrazySkwirlLife December 18, 2021
Get the Fabulizedmug. by N0RDY February 5, 2009
Get the [shit fabulous]mug. by Theatre-kidddd April 21, 2022
Get the Fabulousmug. Adjective to describe a celebrity president(i.e. Obama). Presidents who are execu-fabulous have NBC make white house documentaries in an "MTV Cribs" like fashion and their first ladies are good friends with Oprah
by dreaminginnoother June 7, 2009
Get the execu-fabulousmug. 