Fool of a toque 

When a friend is a total dick and tries to define stuff to look cool.

Person 1: Dan is such a fool of a toque am I right?
Person 2: Yeah, also a total dick.

Fool of a toque by Howdythere! April 19, 2010

fool fizz 

Microbrewed beer that is yellow, fizzy and flavorless. It mimics factory made beer you buy in cans and caters to people who are not accustomed to drinking craft brews. It allows those new to microbrewed beer to adjust their palatte to the stronger flavors of real beer.

That Yellowtail Pale Ale is fool fizz, you might as well drink Bud, it tastes the same and its cheaper.

fool fizz by dokdive March 3, 2009

Fool Shui 

Arranging a dirty or cluttered room to look clean and neat by hiding the mess.

My parents gave me a last minute call that they were going to stop by so I had to pull a little Fool Shui to make my apartment look good.

Fool Shui by clean&shaggy October 20, 2010

Fool's Gold 

Urinating in your partner's asshole (can be done post-anal sex or just for kicks)

"I gave Charlene a wicked Fool's Gold last night, right after I blasted her ass."

Fool's Gold by hotballz April 7, 2009

fool's errand 

Screwing an ugly wife/husband/lover.

Man 1: Yo why you so down?
Man 2: I ran a fool's errand last night.
Man 1: Is she that ugly?
Man 2: Damn that bitch is ugly.

fool's errand by Jackie Hussein October 10, 2003

Fool Gazy

Only a fool looking at something fake would believe it is real.

It is a fool gazy diamond meaning someone thinks it is real when it is not.

Fool Gazy by Golf57 June 22, 2013

Fool's Sister 

Hot as all hell

Man girl, that chick is as smokin as Fool's sister

Fool's Sister by Quite possbily Mr Canada Eh March 22, 2003