reader's elbow

The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.
"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."
by PPPR September 27, 2011
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wide elbow

obnoxious handshake. when a douche bag approaches you with a handshake while sticking his elbow far too wide.
I hate when douche bags give me the wide elbow.
by bmoneymillionaire July 28, 2008
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Jacker’s Elbow

A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.
After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.
by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021
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Elbows and Knuckles

its a game where you put your fist down on a table, and someone else slams there knukles down onto your elbow. then the person your playing, puts there fist down on the table and you then slam your knukles into there elbow. the first one to give up loses
lets play Elbows and Knuckles
by Hendo26 November 05, 2009
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Guillotine Elbow

The un-recognised medical condition for people who spend most of their time at work operating old, stiff, heavy paper guillotine cutters. An elbow injury for Office Supplies workers.
X: "can you cut this paper work in half for me?"

Y:"I've already got guillotine elbow from the last job lot you gave me!"
by Raze Agenda December 09, 2009
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elbow flap

The loose skin that everyone has when they flatten their arm. It tends to be more prevalent in the elderly
by crinjah December 11, 2009
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Kindle Elbow

Stress injury to the elbow caused by holding your kindle for hours in end
by MahaT July 08, 2015
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