dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

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dual

Vega and Altair

Dual means, Vega and Altair

by J0ss March 11, 2017

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the dual wielder

When you have one hand on your dick and one hand on the mouse scrolling for content

That weird guy in the corner of the Lan group was finally caught being the dual wielder.

by TadowWadowGod May 4, 2024

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dual stepper

The type of person who uses both bathrooms

When I walk into zephyr, I see hella dual steppers

by Boyboy69420! December 6, 2024

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Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.

Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.

by Stoney69 March 16, 2019

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