Dual-wielding

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.

by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021

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Dual iris

Having two shades of one color in one, but still showing a distinct difference.

I have a dual iris, the outer color is a light green and the inner is a dark green.

by SVH April 15, 2008

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A male patron of any local watering hole, first, jumps up on a pool table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well done.

"Man, that was the best dual scrotum hanger I've ever witnessed. That far surpassed the single scrotum hanger from yesterday's happy hour!"

by Stimy June 13, 2008

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Dual Moanitors

Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.

Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.

by Stoney69 March 16, 2019

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