quantum dating

The act of dating and not dating someone at the same time.

You didn't hear? I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago. Now we're just quantum dating.

by Bungalow Bill April 16, 2002

dating

the process by which you decide whether you hate the other person or not

I was dating Brian, but I actually decided that I hated him...so we stopped dating.

by dating September 30, 2014

I'm doing me

The act of taking care of yourself first. Making yourself happy. Not trying to please others.

Don't you feel bad for doing that?

Nope. I'm doing me!

by trueself March 7, 2011

expiration dating

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"

by Travis May 31, 2005

doing doughnuts

riding around in tight circles in a car, often resulting in circular tire-marks on the pavement reminiscent of doughnuts.

doing doughnuts in an SUV is bound to lead to a roll-over.

by minghi January 29, 2004

Doing a Dewy

Doing a Dewy : Noun -
Doing a Dewy is often used to describe when TheBlueDewy is racing around high speed corners, and either rides the curb or oversteers into a spin, often ending in the wall

he dropped down from p5 to p20 after doing a dewy

by PoggiesMan April 22, 2021

recession dating

When you go out on a date with someone you're not interested in to get a free meal due to the state of the economy.

Sure, he's ugly. But the economy isn't too hot right now, we all have to resort to recession dating.

by klopstock February 11, 2009