Dickwash

To brain wash a wemon or man with your dick to get that person to do what you want I dickwashd that bitch she buy me everything done dick wahed that bitch also to live off your dick buy fucking older bitches so you can live off that dickwashing then you start a cult of bitches you dick washed

Man she so in love after I dickwashd that ho she get me whatever I need with a dickwashd ho you got a bitch brainwashed bye dicking them doing good I live off my dickwashd hos

by Dickwashd September 3, 2019

Dickwad

A wad of dick, usually a homosexual orgy.

Man he's in a dickwad.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

dickwad

Wad of dick. Also known as "dickwaaaaaaaaad" when spoken.

Hey dickwaaaaaaaaad(dickwad), where's my blackberry?

by Richard Wadd June 11, 2006

Dickwad

An individual whose dick becomes wadified. “Your dick is in a wad” is synonymous with “Your trousers are in a twist”. Could also be used insultingly to describe someone’s lack of masculinity, or the scrunched up appearance of one’s penis.

For example:

Sally: “Jerry’s such a dickwad.”

Jim: “Tell me about it. He’s shriveled.”

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

Dickwaper

Someone that masterbates but can't get hard so there dick slaps the side of the person's hand.

Jonathan is a dickwaper I found out

by Your man X June 9, 2025

dickwalt

someone who is generally a dick, but with the added word "walt" on the end.

random person 1; yoyoyoy, supp fattarse.
random person 2; your a real dickwalt, you know that.

by FAIRYKINS May 27, 2010

Dickapades

Various things you do with your dick - ie. putting it in peanut butter, having sex with multiple partners in one night, cheating on your girlfriend.

Actions controlled by your dick.

I stuck my dick in some peanut butter and fucked this bitch who was allergic to peanuts. Boy, sometimes my dickapades really get me in trouble!

by Slappy Cockmonuss June 22, 2010