Dentist

that bitch that tells you to open your mouth and the proceeds to talk to u

Dentist: okay open your mouth
kid:*opens mouth*
Dentist:WIDER KID
kid:*opens mouth wider*
Dentist: ...
kid: ...
Dentist: SO hows your day going?
kid: o reli bah ih dihint waht toh goh tooh tha detish

by anonymous May 27, 2022

dentist' eve

The day before going to the dentist'.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna go get a slushy tonight?
Guy 2 : Nah, can't man it's dentist' eve.
gUY 1: Oh, Good luck.

by reliomg August 26, 2012

Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.

The dentist said that your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.

by null is already in use September 21, 2023

THE CAROLINA DENTIST

The act of getting a women high on laughing gas, and knocking her teeth out

My wife has been complaining about money and her teeth lately, so I decided to take her to The Carolina dentist

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Belt Dentist

Blowjob Professional

"I haven't been laid in a year, I need to make an appointment with the belt dentist ."

by Tonata May 18, 2017

Pacific Dentist

A term for US marines who performed ‘dental procedures’ (removal of gold teeth, usually with a knife or butt of a rifle) on Japanese soldiers in World War 2.

“My great-grandad was a Pacific Dentist in the war”

“Oh neat, how many root canals did he perform?”

“Guadal-canal”

“What?”

“What?”

by Booz McGroove February 10, 2023

Minge Dentist

A specialist 'ginacologist who mainly treats disorders of the vagina dentata.

Saffy, sweetie, can I give you the number of my minge dentist?

by Scapegrace January 25, 2019