Mark: “Hey joe, I think I like the dude who kins the dude from attack on titan but I’m not gay”
Joe: “man that’s called delusional sexuality”
Joe: “man that’s called delusional sexuality”
by Abc83747 January 25, 2022
Get the Delusional sexualitymug. by Ffffxxxxxxxx February 19, 2024
Get the Delusionalitymug. When your friend thinks he got that job by himself, but really, you yourself got him the job when you invited him to shovel snow at 4am.
DB: listen Burt, your jokes arent funny. you’ve been employed since winter time season because my ass decided to motivate you to come work at 4am.
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you
by anonymous June 7, 2021
Get the delusionalmug. my fuck ass cousin, he’s so delusional he took back his ex who got him expelled and brought into court for lying. and took that bitch back js cs she said sorry ☠️☠️.
by thatgirllayah👻🩷 July 2, 2023
Get the delusionalmug. “No, current boyfriend, I didn’t Irish goodbye and leave you at the bar at 3:00 am to go to my exes house for a bootycall! Wow dude, you’re seriously delusional.
by St0000l October 26, 2022
Get the Delusionalmug. by @nicky November 15, 2018
Get the delusional boymug. 