dell

a company that makes mediocre laptops

"why does my dell feel so hollow and cheap?"

by Human-ish November 30, 2024

Dell OptiPlex 5050

A line of desktop computers released in 2017, primarily used in offices and schools. Despite being 6th/7th Gen Intel, the i5 and i7 models are still capable for most casual/office applications.

Guy 1: Hey my school gave me this epic Dell OptiPlex 5050 for free!
Guy 2: Nice! Good luck running anything on it!
Guy 1: Well, I'm writing this definition from one, so that's something.

by truckjumperdude December 24, 2025

dell

some thing that is old fashioned and an old thing to say

bro that's dell as fuck

they nigga hella dell

dell ass nigga

by young c daddy the big Chimself February 3, 2025

Dell

A company that sucks the soul out of the employees; Dell is Hell, as they say.

Man, I work in Dell

by ExDell November 23, 2021

Dell

A company that sucks the soul out of the employees; Dell is Hell, as they say.

Man, I work in Dell

by ExDell November 23, 2021

Dell

A man who is about his business and loves money. A kind, genuine man who is willing to do anything for the people he loves. A great provider and well mannered. Quandell is super Handsome and always fresh. Quandell is loved by everyone.

Thank God I have a Quandell in my life!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Dell

The old, grey Dell towers were the best and most reliable computers Dell would ever release. Now, unless you get a $5000 workstation, it's kinda eh.

"you have a Dell?"
"yeah, it's one of the old ones."
"delllll."

by hatty_hattington February 16, 2023