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Delayed spit

A Delayed Spit is when a male or female swallows their partners cum/semen/bonemilk and vomits within 8 hours.
Alex broke her own rules of swallowing semen when she threw up later in the day resulting in a delayed spit.
by JohnnyG561 October 7, 2017
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smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.
e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."
by tropicalm October 17, 2017
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delayed gratifrycation

Making it home with ALL of your drive thru fries is the pique of winning and excellence in delayed gratifrycation.
I'm practicing delayed gratifrycation by abstaining from the french fries until I get home.
by fauxreal March 3, 2018
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2 hour delay

Delays do happens sometimes for EX: 2 hour delay.
by Wilber lara March 9, 2017
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Pineapple Delay

When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.
Dude I pulled the Pineapple delay against Michelle last night.
by killerbee4747 August 9, 2016
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day delay

Where you're not sore the day after working out, but two days later.

Lifting takes 2 days to feel the soreness
Man, my legs are sore as hell. I got hit by that day delay today.

Day delay is always the worst pain.
by King_of_Okay May 11, 2016
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Delay

Delay is Delay
Hello its@ me Delay :)
by DelayRl March 22, 2020
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