designosaur

A graphic designer who is behind the times in learning the latest technology. An outmoded artist or designer on the way to being extinct.

"That art director can barely use a computer, he's such a designosaur."

by JayJay Jackson June 1, 2005

Designated Dickfest

A Designated Dickfest is a location where there is always a poor ratio of guys to girls, (guys overpowering girls), and no matter how many parties are thrown there, it will never change

yo ive been going to JuJu's all week and its the same fucking bull shit, one bitch blowing everyone and no hot bitches, i declare it a Designated Dickfest

by Scoooooter August 23, 2008

designated backseat driver

the annoying drunk you're driving home that keeps yelling out directions to his/her house

drunk guy: yooo take a left right there
you: dude those are trees
drunk guy: just trust me....

drunk guy= designated backseat driver

by yomommasofat June 28, 2009

Industrial design

Industrial design is an applied art whereby the aesthetics and usability of mass-produced products may be improved for marketability and production.

The role of an Industrial Designer is to create and execute design solutions towards problems of engineering, usability, user ergonomics, marketing, brand development and sales.

by nikkibrewer October 4, 2008

Garage Designer

Garage Designer - An everyday person who has done no study in design but thinks they are a designer. They produce artwork or designs in programs like Word and Paint. They use lots of colours and fonts, and have no idea about typography. These kind of people wish they were a designer but really they have no eye for design at all. Most graphic designers deal with Clients who 'think' they're designers.

My client creates coloured boxes on a page in Word and then puts words in each box about his business and connects them like a crossword. He thinks it's real cool to advertise his business this way!

"My client is such a Garage Designer... can't he stick to his own job"... anonymous graphic designer

by designer54 March 4, 2009

Design Lines

The designs that are shaved on the side or back of ones short head hair for additional style.

FYI- the letter z can be added to the word, Linez. Also, Design lines or HDLs/DLs mean the same thing too.

When walking behind Frankie, I couldn't help but notice the awesome design lines on the back of his scalp.

by whatITisBOI January 25, 2010

failure by designer jeans

a song by the band from first to last which is featured on a smartpunk sampler cd. its title is a play on brand new's "failure by design"

"failure by designer jeans"

I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
x2

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
x2

by connnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnor May 27, 2006