Darwin

Darwin worst person you’ll meet. He's a disrespectful fuck boy who will break your heart. He will expose you and treat you like trash. Don't like a darwin. They suck. He will think he is so cool and bad ass but don’t believe him. He will pay you like a video game.

Person 1: ugh i hate darwin
Person 2: oh yeah me too, fuck him

by Donttrymedarwin July 4, 2020

Darwin Yunus

A lethal finisher on and off the field.

"Darwin Yunus the GOAT"

by atinuaj77 May 20, 2024

Darwin Plum

When you put your balls in her mouth and then shit on her eyes.

Jenny has pink eye because Darryl gave her the Darwin Plum.

by The big fat shark May 10, 2023

darwin hubbard

Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.

Darwin Hubbard is soo cute but whys he Emo?

by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013

Charles Darwin

he proved that people are assholes and are dumb and stupid idiots

charles darwin award given to: discord mod

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.

Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"

by DearStupid September 1, 2022

Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.

She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025