A Darwin

One who is up ones self and is unknowingly atrracted to butch women that are more masculine than the aforementioned pervet. He becomes increasingly interested in these butch women when the woman mentioned below has rejected him, he can only settle for butch lesbians who go under the same forename as said beautiful lady.

A 'man' who falls into a relentless pursuit for his friends older and very attractive sister, she is beautiful and is clearly too good for him let alone being 2 years older than him. The traditional darwin harasses her with text messages and will never give up. He spreads lies to make himself feel better, and example of a darwin tale is written below. He is very horny. He cannot communicate with any other forms other than text messaging via a mobile communication device.

Darwin is also someone who invented the theory of evolution.

A Darwin: 'A very popular sixth former who is 3 years above me gave me head"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free could we talk please? x"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free we could meet tomorrow? x"

A Darwin: "please can we talk now?"

by CaptainHookBonerMan September 4, 2010

darwin

short, wears a finger condom that meant to be on a pinky on his penis but its not about the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean

i have a Darwin sized penis.

by 'z[psidfjv]pojsDv January 16, 2019

darwin sled

a snowmobile

A guy at work was telling me about driving his darwin sled 90 miles per hour through the woods.

by cornerradius January 23, 2020

Darwin Award

An award for dumb ways to die in real life.

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.

by anonymous February 12, 2023

Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021

Darwin Rivera

a spoiled gay boy with glasses who tries to rape his crush taylor everyday

darwin rivera is gay

by president of the wrld June 8, 2019

Darwin Dash

when someone is in danger (potentially life threatening) and instead of running away they run into the danger, derived from Charles Darwin's theories of evolution and natural selection, implying this individual would win a Darwin award for it

"bro there was a fire and James ran in, wasn't even anyone to save, bro did the Darwin dash"

by big_raga October 25, 2025