crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.

Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!

by quimb December 31, 2021

Crunchy Vocals

when vocals have kind of a heavier sound to them, sort of a rasp.

"gerard way has some crunchy vocals!"

by motherfuckinggenius April 14, 2010

Lucky Crunchy

So you crush some chips (usually Lay’s but it can be whatever). Then you put the chips in your partner’s asshole or pussy. You then eat the chips out of them while throat fucking her or him

I heard Harry and his girl totally had a radical lucky crunchy the other day!

by The_Dufe July 9, 2023

crunchy dream

A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.

Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"

by PhatPig January 30, 2023

crunchy lips

When a woman's vagina is really gross and has crusted over with a mixture of cum and vagina sweat it is usually a dark brownish black color

Damn, I walked in in your grandma changing, that bitch got some crunchy lips.

by J-menace October 20, 2013

ass crunchies

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

by lb49cj July 21, 2006

crunchy ass

Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around

It would be easier to talk to you if your crunchy ass would get some sleep!

by Monique R February 22, 2009