Cottage Cheese Vendor

When a woman has a gooey yeast infection.

Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!

by The Grunt February 27, 2021

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Go to Zsolt’s cottage

Get fucked in the ass by mediocre dick for the whole night and talk business the next morning.

I’ve been in Zsolt’s cottage and I’ve got a new project ! I need to go to Zsolt’s cottage to get the new project.

by qwertyuiop2097 June 4, 2019

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salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

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cottage cheese diet

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .

1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!

by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

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cottage cheesy discharge

when a women has wierd discharges from her vagina, they seem to look like cottage cheese which is really aged semen that is still in the vagina after sex!!!!

me: wat the fuck is that baby?

my wife: oh thats yours and your dad's cum, looks like cottage cheese, huh??

me: cottage cheesy discharge huh, looks like it would go good on a sandwinch!!!

by donny22 January 21, 2009

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