by boyboy65 September 26, 2019

by Joshylol November 24, 2021

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.
by Orelse July 7, 2017

Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing
by Oofles June 11, 2018

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.
2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.
-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025

Hi cootie!
Go away!
Go away!
by schema girl May 15, 2020
