Blumfield Constant

In a world that changes all the time, one thing remains constant: the Blumfield Constant. The idea of this Blumfield Constant originated in a typical ap physics classroom. The Blumfield Constant is always the same, under every circumstance, in all situations, in any universe. The Blumfield Constant is strictly defined as equal to 1910289327x10^81e in the units (torr^2)(molality^normality)(J^5)(ohm^8)(Tesla^12)/(pi^12amp)(cosine phi x rho)(Gidfields^3). These units work perfectly fine in terms of how molecular shape affects magnetic fields in a lit frictionless elevator specifically designed for weighing fish. The elevator must be rapidly changing in pressure/temperature and there must be a constant supply of gamma ray radiation coming from a source. The unbelievable constancy of the Blumfield Constant cancels out and sometimes even overpowers the rapidly changing conditions in the elevator. The Blumfield Constant applies to the hair of the person weighing the fish in the elevator, which MUST be absolutely constant throughout the experiment for the problem to work. Gamma radiation ensures the constancy of the weigher's hair. The work on the discovery of the Blumfield Constant was pioneered by "Mr Gibfield," whose own unit is included in the Blumfield Constant. Mr Gibfield is recognizable by his extremely constant hair, santa beard, and nose shaped like the greek letter "lambda."

Yoni: Hey, I'm really having some trouble weighing my fish in this elevator. Help me!
Dustin: Dude calm down! Just remember to use the Blumfield Constant and everything will work out.
Yoni: Sweet! I did it! But why is my hair so constant now?
Dustin: ¡No es bueno! We better go see if Mr Gibfield can fix this

by itsnotforyou November 19, 2010

Istanbul, No Constantinople

Doo doo it was called Constantinople then the Turks came along and gave it the works and turned it into Istanbul

Greek man : stupid cockroach it’s Constantinople!!
Turk : little weak sperm Greek it’s Istanbul!!!
Syrian : Istanbul, No Constantinople, is a bad city.
Turk and Greek : SHUT UP SYRIA BITCH BOY GO HAVE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR!!!

by Aplo July 4, 2021

Constantino

Always happy but loves some gossip known as a big liar but knows how to get girls in any kind of way

Ey Constantino what's todays lie?

by Lewis Hamshire August 20, 2018

Constantin

An entity known as Constantin is a ghost that likes to haunt people and press alt + f4 on your keyboard.

Constantin just pressed alt + f4 on my keyboard.

by Engineeringsince2023 December 1, 2022

abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016

wadsworth constant

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment does not approach importance until 30% or greater into said video, conversation, or comment.

Brian, I applied the Wadsworth Constant to that porn video you gave me and thankfully skipped all the dick sucking.

by DusterBugless October 2, 2011

Constantinople

A made up imaginary place that is dreamt by Greeks every minute of their life. Actually its not imaginary...its just HISTORY! The place was called Constantinople 600 years ago....wasnt that a long enough time for you to get over it?

Joe: Istanbul was called Constantinople over 600 years ago but Greeks still think its their capital.

Jack: I wouldnt blame them for that Middle East looking capital they actually have.

Joe: Whats their actual capital called again?

Jack: Who cares.

by The Macedonian May 19, 2005