Piss colored hair

Ok Reddit, so I (237,624 M) and my wife (6 F) got into a bit of an argument about Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017). She (6F) wanted to play fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017) even though she (6 F) has a PS4 (released 2013), which I (237,624 M) destroyed. I (237,624 M) said no. She (6 F) hit me. So naturally, I grabbed my Unholy Hellbringer (crafted 200,000 years ago in Neptune’s core by demons), and killed her. I also killed our 32 of our boys, being Liam (2 M), Noah (2 M), Elijah (2 M), Logan (2 M), Mason (2 M), James (2 M), Aiden (2 M), Ethan (2 M), Lucas (2 M), Jacob (2 M), Michael (2 M), Matthew (2 M), Benjamin (2 M), Alexander (2 M), William (2 M), Daniel (2 M), Jayden (2 M), Oliver (2 M), Carter (2 M), Sebastian (2 M), Joseph (2 M), David (2 M), Gabriel (2 M), Julian (2 M), Jackson (2 M), Anthony (2 M), Dylan (2 M), Wyatt (2 M), Grayson (2 M), Isaiah (2 M), Christopher (2 M), and Joshua (2 M). I saved Henry (2 M), because he (2 M) was my favorite child. I thought that he could be raised by wolves while i (237,624 M) played Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) inside my house. While outside, I (237,624 M) dropped him (2 M) on the pavement and he (2 M) died. So Reddit, AITA I the asshole for killing my whole family?

Person 1: read the definition
Person 2: piss colored hair

by Delete this account now September 19, 2023

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023

Cyan Colored Heart Stealer

A nickname of a great guy (Also shortened to just "CCHS" sometimes.). Someone who tries their best towards their friends and loved ones. As Lao Tzu says "He who knows others is wise; He who knows himself is enlightened.". He doesn't know his own worth and the potential to do great things if he really puts his mind to it.

OMG. Have you seen the "Cyan Colored Heart Stealer"?

Yeah, I love him so much and I will support him until the end of time.

by DefinitelyNOTMysti December 6, 2024

Ancient Colored American

A person descended from the early “Colored American” population of the 1800s and 1900s in the United States. These Americans were born and raised in the U.S., shaped by its social and structural systems, and later mis-associated with Africa due to racial assumptions. The term emphasizes historical lineage, American roots, and continuity of identity.

“My great-great-grandparents were part of the 1800s Colored American community; I proudly identify as an Ancient Colored American.”
• “The Ancient Colored American heritage traces the original lineage of Black Americans before later racial misclassifications.”

by Thewillofmu February 7, 2026

mustard coloured drinking voucher

/mus-terd cul-erd drinc-in vow-cha/

colloquialism of the nounage variety:
An Australian denomination of bank note with a face value of 50 Australian dollars.

Sluring his words, Macka urgently exclaimed ..."Where do ya reckon is the nearest hole in the wall..?,... gota geta nudda cupla mustard coloured drinking vouchers before they fuckin run out of piss"

by uberantielongelical July 2, 2025

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

Intergalactic multi colored chili beans

Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.

Hey man watch me eat these Intergalactic multi colored chili beans and watch what happens next!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021