Swiss colony beef log

what christmas is all about.

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!

by symple jack April 1, 2009

Colossal

1. Very large: Unusually or impressively large or huge.

2. Very great or impressive.

1. A colossal high-rise office building.
2. Those idiots made a colossal blunder.

by Jafje April 15, 2007

Colorism

The discrimination of African Americans by Skin tone in their own community, usually subconsciously done, as most Blacks dont realize they're doing it until some dumb rapper or famous person makes a stupid untrue statement about darker toned women.

Perpetuated during slavery and by the media which seems to suggest lighter skin females to be of a higher stance than darker ones.

Perpetuated by rappers who often show more lighter skinned women in videos and hardly any darker ones.

Perpetuated by some Black men who treat lighter skinned females in a higher regard than darker toned ones.

An untrue Inplication that darker skin girls cannot be as fine as lighter ones. Bullshit.

Example of statements made for colorism

1.(rapper) "She gotta be a thick lightskinned redbone...long hair..."

2. "Dang you cute... for a dark skinned girl."

3. "Lightskinned girls just way finer! I dont want no dark girl!"

by loblg88 January 17, 2010

color changing glass

CCG (as it's known) is made by small pieces of metal (usually silver and/or gold) that are held in the flame of the torch until vaporized (often called 'fuming'). The glass is rotated in this vapor stream until a fine layer of the vaporized metal is visible on the surface of the glass.
After this, clear glass is applied (often in 'dots' and 'lines') to 'encase' the vaporized metal in between layers of glass. There are many techniques and methods of applying the fumes and clear glass making a myriad of different colors, and endless types of patterns that one can come up with. The colors produced with fumed metals are best when they are translucent, vibrant, and reflective. As the pipe darkens with use, the colors (many barely visible) become darker and much more conspicuous, thus causing the appearance of much richer 'color change' (the glass itself doesn't actually change colors though).

Color changing glass is used in a variety of products such as glass vases, oil lamp bases, perfume bottles, containers, smoking accessories, and so forth.

by subliminabable February 5, 2004

Colombian Dick Tie

A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.

"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."

by mRKiPs January 31, 2017

Colombian Neck-Tie

The Colombian Neck-Tie was a way that they would execute people in colombia around the 1950s.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.

man 1- holy shit, did you see jimmy? they gave him a colombian neck-tie

man 2- Im going to vomit

by Anonymous the creeper November 6, 2008

colonial drive

a major state road/highway that runs straight the the heart of the city of orlando and extends much further past, running east and west to each coast. state road 50. west colonial drive = ghetto, east colonial drive = not as ghetto, some very nice areas. colonial drive = the portion of state road 50 that runs through downtown, or used to refer to any particular portion of state road 50 in orange county, florida.

we headed to roxy to party last night
where's that?
it's on colonial drive and bennett, a little way east of downtown orlando.

by crunk407 March 27, 2008