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College

A non-profit (my ass) organization that takes from you a shit ton of money in exchange for depression, self-loathing, stress, hatred, hunger, and a bunch of diseases.
Dr. Tamer *adding salt to his coffee *: heard what happened to that sophomore kid Peter? He hung himself on a double pendulum he made for his project.

Dr. Tarek *laughing *: One down, one thousand to go! Such stupid college kids.
by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA May 13, 2019
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College

A place that destroys your self confidence and the ability to trust yourself with simple tasks and gives a new lease on the phrase literally addicted to a TV series
I thought I was bettering myself when I went to college but it turned out to be my down fall.
by physicssucks November 7, 2014
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College

A place where you get to run your dad's assets dry to surround yourself with overachieving wealthy people so that you can together take insurmountable pressure to study something either to drop out or to graduate and end up working on something different entirely.
College is great! You should definitely go to college.
by MA1453 June 1, 2017
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collegic

1. Of, relating to, or held to resemble a college.
2. Of, for, or typical of college students.
3. Of, characteristic of, or intended for college students.
This library is so collegic!
by FrindleInventor September 10, 2013
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College

a place where your friends are all you need, pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat and do it all again
That party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked... Man I love college.
by Rikkkkkkkki April 19, 2009
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colleging

I have to start being responsible soon, though, which is going to limit my colleging.
by RageAllDay January 27, 2014
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Boston College

School full of rich white kids who drink excessively on the weekends but put in work during the week. Most of them will either become doctors (or so they think), teachers, or accountants. Spend way too much time at the gym. Everyone acts like they're failing every class but a "failing" grade to them is actually a B. Not actually in Boston but fucking gorgeous campus. Amazing hockey team, shitty football and basketball teams. No engineering school which is weird, but all in all a top tier school with an annoyingly Catholic vibe.
Every top ten kid in my rich suburban Northeast high school who didn't get into an Ivy went to either University of Virginia or Boston College.
by Typerwithadrive November 29, 2016
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