Cohen

Cohen is a very nice a musicly talented guy who can not get chicks for shit, but little do all the hoes know that he has the biggest cock known to man kind, its so big that you could call it cockzilla, but beacause he cant get a singel bitch in his bed no one belives him

guy 1: hey who is that guy he has no bitches but can make really good music

guy 2 : oh, that must be a Cohen, he aperently has a big dick, so big he calls it cockzilla

by cockzilla69420374 October 23, 2023

colhendie

A dreadhead bad gyal
Smart asf and always helps a friend in need
Makes the funniest jokes and got hella motion. Her friends and family are lucky to have her

“Bro Colhendie gave me 1000 dollars yesterday”
“Me too and she helped me with my math homeworks”
“Shes the best”

by ALWAYS SOB November 18, 2023

Cohen

Cohen’s are such amazing people. They always know how to put a smile on your face even without saying anything. Just seeing them makes you smile. They have an amazing sense of humor. He is hilarious and literally so hot. Like cute and hot at the same time and oh my gosh their hair just makes him one hundred times finer. They are also so brave and have a lot of courage to do crazy things. I have had a crush on a Cohen for years. Cohens are awesome and are incredible people.

Cohen is at the bonfire.
Oh then I’m going!

by Millithibedoux January 4, 2024

Cohen

Opposite of twink aka fat gay man

He’s weird, probably autistic and he likes men

Somehow he’s good at math but terrible at everything else in life

He’s not getting anywhere in life

Jeez that’s guy stinks and is an idiot id hate to be him! He’s such a cohen🤮

by Mikarsana January 7, 2024

Cohen

A Cohen is a weird edgy wanna be military kid who thinks Loli hentie is ok.

Person one:Hey did you see Cohen today?
Person two: No and I don’t want to, he’s so weird.

by Ankle replacements March 10, 2024

cohenspiracy

Whenever a conspiracy is set up by the chosen people, the jews, is called a Cohenspiracy.

- Brad, I missed the news this week, what is the latest cohenspiracy?
- Well, Chad, as a matter of fact there are several cohenspiracies: Lebanese pagers and walkie-talkies rigged with explosives and remotely detonated by Mossad, some bomb magically appeared next to a Trump rally on Long Island and the checking-the-NGOs-would-be-antisemitic saga about importing Haitians in Ohio.

by xythras September 19, 2024

Coehn

The soon to be supreme leader. your life, pleasure, happiness and joy. the symbol of strength and power.

Coehn will rule us all.

by C0ehn February 28, 2025