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chiggeroobit

Often known as a short way of calling someone a Chubby, Niga, Noobit
Hey u chiggeroobit gimme dat chicken back!
by Anthony J. September 14, 2008
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Cloggerhead Hurdle

Stealthy and rapidly exiting a public restroom after plugging the toilet with a massive B.M.
Although I feel badly for the janitor, I had no choice but to cloggerhead hurdle out of the Macy's restroom, as there was no plunger available.
by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011
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Chigger

Run for your life we're gonna get robbed by a group of chiggers
by 1V8liGER September 22, 2017
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cloggernaut

What you call yourself for clogging multiple toilets with your shits during your travels. A pun on the Marvel villain Juggernaut.
Man, when i was traveling all over the country, i did some large cloggers in many a hotel toilet. I am the Cloggernaut!
by LonePooper May 3, 2018
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Chigger

A microscopic insect commonly found in grass, especially during the warmest parts of the year.
(Makes small bites near tight spots on clothing such as elastic portions of socks, which often don't appear for several hours)
Man, I was out walking, and now my legs are covered in chigger bites!
by Abzats July 10, 2018
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chiggerish

(chi-ger-ish) /A/ The act or state of feeling like a chigger.
Tekashi69 often feels chiggerish after a long day of playing tennis.
by johndoo October 11, 2018
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Chigger

Unlike most people seem to believe, chiggers are not bugs that suck your blood. They inject a chemical enzyme that dissolves your flesh, then they drink it. They're commonly found in Spanish Moss, and also known as 'red bugs'

A common misconception is the idea that they crawl under your skin and lay eggs as well.
Person A: Aww man, I just got a chigger bite!

Person B: Lol, nah man, it drank your flesh. That's metal af.

Person A: ...dude that's disgusting.
by Manthika January 28, 2019
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