chris brown

A verb, meaning to slap around a ho for getting uppity, possibly in a drunk and belligerent fashion.

To my girlfriend, " You buy one more pair of shoes, and I'll Chris Brown yo ass!"

by ohhotttdamnn March 07, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat up your girl friend or wife so badly that jail is imminent. Like Bobbie Brown, James Brown, Kci, Ike Turner, etc.

Better calm down before I do a Chris Brown on your ass.

by keylogger February 21, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating someone senseless.

Person 1: Yo, I think dude gettin mad.
Person 2: He is! He bout to go Chris Brown on his ass!!!

by bgeor002 March 03, 2009

Chris Brown

After Choking a whore and giving her a Dirty Sanchez, take her money, driver's liscence, and shave all her hair. Then drop her off at the nearest gas station.

I gave linsey lohan a Chris Brown after that bitch gave me herpes.

by Dik'n'ass June 22, 2009

chris brown

a wife/girlfriend beater/abuser.

Man 1: "Dude, yesterday my girlfriend was back-talking me so I slapped that bitch!"

Man 2: "Hey man, that's not even funny. you're such a chris brown. don't talk to me."

by GuiltyHousecat February 22, 2009

chris brown

An undershirt commonly worn by men and woman. Also known as a "wife beater" or "boy beater"

Letty: Did you see that hot guy at the gym?
Alicia: Which guy?
Letty: The hottie wearing the Chris Brown.
Alicia: Yeah, way hot!

Letty: Did you see that skank always wearing a black bra under her Chris Brown?
Alicia: I know, so trashy.

by RoliPoliOli March 10, 2009

chris brown

verb:

the act in which a male partakes in abusing or attacking a young female

ima chris brown you !

watch out hes about to go chris brown on you!

by pandita510 March 11, 2009