Chop

A person who has many dumb moments. They often do or say something that is wrong.

"He's such a chop!"

by Mel217 February 20, 2009

The Chop

The result of having a moist inner buttocks, thus creating a condition in which the fabric in one's bottoms clings to the inner crack/buttcheek/anus, and creating a 3-dimensional model of one's Gluteus Maximus.

Holli had The Chop yesterday, Emily has it today, But Caleb has it everyday.

We know you just saw that Chop.

Here it come, Choppy McChopson!

"He got da chop *snap*, he got da chop *snap*!"

"I have a Chop fetish", Susan admitted.

by TheDailyChop May 7, 2013

Chop

(noun, singular) derived from "chap"
A friend; neuter gender term of endearment.

My best chop took the bus today.

Hey, What's up, chop?

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

chop

to give head

to get head

hell naw i didn't chop him up!

yea, she chopped me up

by baby grl April 11, 2005

Chop the fuck chop

A condescending, passive-aggressive way of telling someone to make haste. Far superior to simply saying "chop chop".

Why are you taking so long? Chop the fuck chop!

by FrostyCan May 15, 2015

chop

Nickname for a blunt

Pass the chop!

Roll up a chop!

Stop chiefin the chop!

by Jeseph March 2, 2007

Chops

(noun, both singular and plural) A friend; a neuter gender term of endearment.

One of my chops gave me a ride home yesterday.

Thank you, chops!

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004