chocolate freeway

A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"

Jack inserted his cock into Peters arse for a rough ride down the chocolate freeway.

by Ross February 10, 2002

chocolate mud baby

the term for a giant turd.

DUUUUDE! i just had a chocolate mud baby in there!

by i dont fucken care October 20, 2010

chocolate spider

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.

by C-whiz December 18, 2005

Chocolate coin

The act of inserting multiple fingers in your partner's ass and moving them back and forth

Lou and Haz got a chocolate coin problem last night but they won't tell more

by Chocolatecoinproblems. July 27, 2019

Chocolate pudding

If you make it at 4 in the morning, then you have lost control of your life.

Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.

by N340 October 10, 2010

chocolate periscope

When you take a giant dump and it's so big that the log sticks up out of the water like a chocolate periscope.

Dude come here I wanna show you my chocolate periscope!

What? Nooo Dude I'm not into men!

No you dork its in the toilet, check it out...

Duuuude that's awesome!!

by minuccp February 20, 2011

chocolate sack

when a man either has explosive diarrhea that sprays his balls; or when he wipes back to front, smearing it all over his testicles.

That triple bean jalapeno dip fucked my world up, I ended up with chocolate sack!

by Sir Phobos January 26, 2010