Sucka Chimp

A cowardly fool.

That Sucka Chimp Dustin got caught up with his girlfriend will cold hard evidence and he still won't admit it.

by Number3Killer June 9, 2003

chimp nostrils

When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...

Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...

Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would

by Chambers_dude May 10, 2007

Chimp Out

Chimp Out refers to the action of someone or somthing(chimpanzee) going completly ape shit on anyone who tries to calm it down. The person or thing completly looses his or her cool for an extended period of time. In extreme cases resulting in police "busting a cap in its ass".

Lady 1: " Oh God shoot the chimp shoot it (sobs)."

911 Operator: "What seems to be the problem mam?"

Police officer:"Woah man did you see that chimpanzee chimp out on that ladys ass, it ripped her face off"

by Vappy Boy February 28, 2009

rescue chimp

Much like a "captain save a ho" but only saves midnight looking women !

Look at Bobby being a true rescue chimp tonight !

by B*lo February 10, 2017

Chimps knackers

A phrase founded in 2019, whilst in the Ugandan rainforest. Generally used as the term the dogs bollocks. William Bradley came out with the phrase chimps knackers

This is the chimps knackers

by Fix your wifi January 29, 2020

Chimp Bandit

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Bittie Chimp

A female who goes through men faster then a chimp goes through bananas.

Yo those soccer girls are total Bittie Chimps.

by PoundTown11 August 14, 2010