by Old paratrooper December 30, 2009
Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.
"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."
by Fiyerman July 28, 2009
"The chicago bears are who we thought they were!"
by mark twain racist October 29, 2008
A driving term for an offensive lane change where a driver puts their car into a space where it doesn’t fit but their coming over anyway.
I was just in Chicago last weekend and three drivers pulled a Chicago Shoehorn on me. I had to yield or get in a wreck.
by R-Dickulous August 28, 2019
to place a towel or other object at the bottom of a door so smoke (usually pot smoke) does not escape from the room into a public area.
by dr. jerkass April 05, 2008
I knew this really cool kid but he ended up at u of c. he now writes angst-ridden poetry and has forgotten what sunlight looks like.
by molybdenum April 13, 2004
Not giving a fuck about something
Work sucks so u kno what I'm going to Chicago; she's hella stressing out, tell da bitch to go to Chicago
by eric.m.adept.ngk June 15, 2008