by TackSig January 07, 2008
A Catcher in the Rye is when, after taking a big dump, you reach down to wipe and fart on your hand.
A Catcher in the Rye is sometimes a precursor to aftershock.
A Catcher in the Rye is sometimes a precursor to aftershock.
by markbr69 November 16, 2009
A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.
I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.
by Lead party chief October 09, 2009
A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.
Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.
Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010
The area of a mans waist that looks especially hot if he has a six pack. Kind of resembles ridges, aiming toward the crotch.
That underwear model has amazing Cum Catchers.
by jZone September 24, 2004
Term used to refer to mens or womans underwear. Reportedly used to catch seman leaking from a vagina or anus after sex.
by Voyer March 07, 2007
Kitschy stuff on your shelfs that serves no real purpose except to have something to dust. Often given to you as a present, preventing prompt disposal. See also: Chachki
by xroader-rusty January 26, 2009