cardboard titties

A young woman who is lacking in the upper chest.
"damn that girl got cardboard titties."
by Cardboard titties October 19, 2020
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Cardboard Throne

Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.
Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.
by AgentReaps January 25, 2023
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cardboard cups

your the dumbest thing on earth why you search this you loser
you use that cardboard cups?
by chickenfister May 04, 2016
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Cardboard Salesman

A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online
15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman
by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 12, 2022
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Chateau Cardboard

A polite and Sasquatch common term for cask wine. Mostly alike
To fruity lexia but can be deemed
Appropriate for reds too
Barry scoffed “Yer got me’self a real treat for
My abstinence smoking, the old chataeu cardboard! “
Friend replies “Barry, that old chateau cardboard tastes like sh*t!”
by Luckylion74 July 29, 2022
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Chateau Cardboard

A polite and Sasquatch common term for cask wine. Mostly alike
To fruity lexia but can be deemed
Appropriate for reds too
Drinking from his Chateau Cardboard, Barry scoffed “Yer got me’self a real treat for
My abstinence smoking, the old chataeu cardboard!
Friend replies “Barry, that old chestnut tastes like sh*t!”
by Luckylion74 July 29, 2022
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