canonical lori

Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome

“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome”
“I know”

by maddyjpg May 21, 2021

Canon Fluid

Not pedantic about the established canon for fandom. You love the fandom, and are able to enjoy where the new versions take you.

"Weren't they still enemies then? Oh, this is not canon, but that is okay. I am Canon Fluid."

by Ballalucci June 19, 2022

Canon

Big COCK like 9999999 inches deep in your mom

Look at that canon he has a huge cock

by Oooooooogggggqqaa February 25, 2024

Relationship Canon

Things about an IRL relationship that are agreed upon by everyone in the relationship.

C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions

You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.

by UncleAlias July 3, 2021

Floor canon

When youre living on the floor at the night club

Kenneth was a floor canon last night

by Johans in the air January 29, 2024

canon

paycheck from forsaken ‼️‼️

"oh boy paycheck should defo be canon, i love paycheck"

by chocolatechipicecreamsandwich September 7, 2025

Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

by maggafun November 4, 2022