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Call of Duty 4

The US military's most effective recruiting tool. While I was in basic training down at FT Benning, I asked quite a few people as to why they joined the military. It wasn't for the college money, it wasn't to be a hero, it wasn't because of the bad economy, it was simply that they wanted to experience Call of Duty Modern Warfare in real life. This game has so many goddamn subliminal messages suggesting to people that they join the military that there is not enough stars in our own universe to account for them. Their recent trailer for Black Ops (there's a soldier in all of us) is going even farther, then it has before by adding a new addition of females to their target audience of angst filled teenagers. Instead of just using rap songs by popular artists such as Eminem, (popular with poor underprivileged people of the United States which military recruiters often go after) now they are even using celebrities in there trailers. Maybe the next Cock of Doody trailer will use Kid Rock so they can add an even new edition to the target audience of angsty poor male and female teenagers, the rednecks, white trash, and hicks.
Friend #1: Hey let's play Call of Duty 4!!!!!

Friend #2: Hm, I don't feel like it.

Friend #1: Why not?

Friend #2: Because I'm sick and tired of having Trey Arch and Infinity Ward shove the whole how glorified and fucking badass a person can become if they enlist or join a certain part of the military, and how adventurous and fun joining the military is "message" down my throat.
by Nihilistic dude November 9, 2010
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Call of Duty Vanguard

Another WW2 COD game that’s coming out November 5th campaign looks pretty fire tho ngl.
Are you buying Call of Duty vanguard this year?
by ChoKa LoKaq August 19, 2021
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Call Of Duty 3

Most likely the next best game of 2006. Came out right after Call Of Duty 2 in the same year. More realistic more action.
Platforms- XBox 360
Playstation 3
Its a whole new generation of games. Call Of Duty 3 continues the fast paced action world war 2 series.
by nero.rome June 21, 2006
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Call of Duty Vanguard

A unit to measure currency: One Vanguard is worth $60.00
My friend asked me how much I paid for my new TV, I told him I paid 5 Call of Duty Vanguards for it.
by LordSaucy January 6, 2022
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Call of Duty Syndrome

Similar to Tourette's Syndrome, Call of Duty Syndrome causes irritability, nervous tics, and outbursts of swear words. This usually happens when someone gets killed repeatedly in Modern Warfare 2.
Jimmy: COME ONNN! HOW DID HE SEE ME? F!*#

Dan: Dude, turn the Xbox off. Your Call of Duty Syndrome is flaring up again.
by CaddyDan March 29, 2010
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Call of Duty Hardscopers

Call of Duty Hardscopers are people that don't know how to use the sniper CORRECTLY. so they think it is right to scope in and wait the whole game until an enemy walks by. so after the hardscoper kills someone, he becomes happy and feels like a super sniper pro hero. when he gets a hitmarker with the sniper, he gets mad and insults people for no reason. sniping hardscopers are kids and squeakers of hell. when the hardscoper likes you, he will send you an invitation to hardscope together. if you do that, you will be kicked by ALL MLG clans OF CALL OF DUTY.
Call of Duty Hardscopers are a community of Kids and squeakers of hell. they do not have any skills with the sniper.
by Call of Duty Theme August 6, 2015
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Conference Call of Duty

A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.
by HC-BOCP August 18, 2010
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